Mills’ Bar Room Brawl

I went to Batu Feringghi for some DVD’s, but as per usual, ended up buying 11 DVD’s , two pair of thongs, and some earrings. I can’t help it. I LOVE BATU FERINGGHI’S KNICK KNACKS!

Then headed to Segafreddo for our usual Saturday Night coffees, checking out the babes. Hah…did i laugh until my sides split when a drunk Indian dude fell off from his bike and hit his head on the tar with a loud thud. He had his helmet on so that explains the thud and also why i laughed instead of rushing to his aid,okay? I am not completely heartless.

And there was this fat Causcasian lady with  half her ass out for show when her skirt came down halfway. The question posed as a conundrum at the table - did she forget to fasten the string around her waist, or was she too drunk to fasten it? Hmm…

Did i tell you guys that Arif laughed really loud at this unfunny scene in Harry Potter? Lol…when he let the child in him loose, it affirms all the reason why i fell in love with him in the first place.

There are two types of people in the world - Those who are useless in the morning without their morning coffee, and those who aren’t. I know to a certain degree that i am useless without my seductive scent and tantalizing sip of coffee each day.

Why, just today, i woke up surrounded by nasty ass fog that smells like ear wax (i thought dengue season is over, has it not??), so, to prevent myself from being poisoned, i postponed my coffee time.

Well, it wasn’t really necessary, since it was already late evening when i woke up, but i shan’t be the one to break a routine, should i?

Ah, why bother?!

So, i took a lazy Tuesday evening bath, then with a wet towel (that suspiciously smells like mildew) hung loose around my chest and my hair and fingers dripping wet, i switched off the water heater switch, and i got myself electrocuted.

Smart move.

Then, as i stopped by this florist (that does not look like a florist by the way…more like an Old People Hang Out Club…he doesn’t even sell much flowers on any given day!) to get a fresh bouquet when i saw someone who look extremely familiar. And he looked at me too as though i’m someone he recognised. So i smiled, and asked him how he’s doing, all the while trying real hard not to look as if i’ve forgotten his name. We chat for like a minute. When he got to the part where he’s from Kulim and looked constipated with this weird expression, i knew i chatted up wrong stranger. I don’t know him. It must have been his first time talking to crazy strangers too.

I made a subtle exit (oh, i gotto go, C’ya! That works like a charm), and that damn florist is out of nice ones.

GREAT!

Which means i have to walk past that stranger again. I was hopping i could buy myself some time in the florist, but you’d never know when a florist gonna bail out on you. So, yeah, i act nonchalant, smiled and waved, and zapp…i was out of there!

I should build my world around morning coffees.

Make me less edgy.

And i don’t mistook a stranger for a familiar face.

That was real embarrasing!

I imagine him laughing at me with his friends at some dingy chinese kopitiam.

Ah, screw him.

I am finally free,albeit not officially, from varsity. Yup, sat for my last paper, Creative Writing today, and had one hell of a time writing that piece. If i could reconstruct it from memory, then perhaps i’d write it down here, but my feeble mind is so strained, i’m taking a break from all earthy responsibilities, at least for the week.

Went to Segafreddo opposite Slippery Senorita last Saturday with Eddy and Zahid. Met  a bunch of ‘party people’ (i’m sure they’d be please i labelled them that…hehe). Boy, were they talkers!

And today, tadaaa…i’m a thousand bucks richer! Hehe…took both Eddy and Zahid out for dinner at Hillside, then as per usual, we hit Feringghi, checking out babes with big boobs and Mat Sallehs, dashing tans and all.

Eddy, the Michael Buble CD memang best lah!!!

Well, that about sums it for today. I’m gonna watch FUTURAMA till my eyes bleed, then tomorrow when Arif is back, we’ll watch THE EXORCISM OF EMILY ROSE, all the while telling him what a hero he was in the narrative i wrote in the morning exam.

Just two minutes ago, i tried to glipmse into my future by reading my tea leafs.

Prediction : A very large clump of tea leaves indicates trouble. Near the handle - trouble caused by my own making.

Should i resurrect a scar tissue?