Mills’ Bar Room Brawl

You know what? I love fashion! I do! I do! I do!

I love Lily Allen!

I LOVE waking up 2 hours early and work on my magic.

*Puts left hand on her Paris Hilton bag* I take back every bad words i said about the feminine girls. I do. I hereby swear i will not make fun of their scarfs and their oversized sunglasses anymore.

Unless neccessary.

*Shy* Oh god, this is the side effect from watching too much E!

Yayang installing the astro at our crib isn’t helping.

I love turning 25 and fabulous!

p’s: Mills is in good mood because her new bob hairstyle gets excellent review from friends and colleagues. She feeds on compliments. She is currently waiting for people to catch the bob fever from her.

pps: A relic from the ‘Flower Power’ era, Mills’ pot-smoking guru told her to focus on happy things in life. She is currently watching Simpsons and laughing at Barney.

I welcome Gwen Stefani to Malaysia. Heck, if i had the money, i’d buy the front row tickets for my entire family.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,291841,00.html

A group of students protested. Said that Gwen’s steamy perfomances ‘mampu meruntuhkan akhlak orang Islam di Malaysia’.

You know what? Our moral is screwed up as it is without Gwen coming here and flashing her thongs at us.

There’s this Gang Bang Sentul (5 malay boys going at it with one girl) clip going around and i was disgusted.

If it’s conventional sex (one on one) i’d be okay with that. But never gang bang (or some may say, kenduri).

I might be social but there are just some lines that even I wouldn’t cross.

When it comes to Malaysian Made amateur porns, you seldom see Chinese or Indian clips. Most of these clips are often Malay couple.

My question is, What is wrong with us?

We’re going to the dogs. 

I feel it’s senseless to have ‘it’s complicated’ as your status.

It’s either you’re in a relationship or you’re single. There’s no such thing as in Limbo.

Here in Friendster, the good people let you check the ‘It’s complicated’ box.

Let me tell you this. It’s only complicated when a man has more than 5 girlfriends. That’s why it’s complicated.

Anyone who thinks i’m wrong, i stand corrected.

Anyways, as a birthday present for August babies, here’s a present for ya’ll from yours truly:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Limp_biscuit

Cheers!

Monday: Changed my phone number. Celcom rocks!

Tuesday: Planning my birthday party…Tacos, Quesadilla and Burritos in the list. No cake, only cupcakes

Wednesday: No longer listening to sappy songs…Lily Allen rocks!

Thursday: Made my housemate loco…scheming to kick him out but had to abandon ship.

Friday: Scheming on a helluva project with dora and yiling but had to abandon ship too. Saw my neighbours coming back from Friday prayer. Watched Harry Potter with yayang and geng.

Saturday: Twin sista’s back. Was going for drinks with Mimi and Emily but abandon ship too. Watched the Astro man installing the Astro.

Sunday: Watched E! for breakfast.

Monday: Here i am typing this :p

I love my girly side. The side of me that loves to gossip. This morning at breakfast we were talking about Men and Dirty Things in General.

I said the best way to get back at a man is this. Find a mangy stray dog that you often seen loitering at your ex’s house, take the tank top that he once gave you as a gift, and wear it on the dog!! It would be a laugh to see a dog walking around sporting a tank top and once the ex sees it, that message is signed,sealed, DELIVERED!

I’m happy now. Truly i am. I’d like to think i’m lucky.

Also, i love my yayang! I miss my twin sister Emily.

I skipped morning coffee hence the gibberish.