Mills’ Bar Room Brawl

I am domesticated. House Trained. Potential Housewive Material.

This revelation came hard on me last night at Hafiz. With no one stopping me or fell into a self-induced coma, i was actually talking about King Kong for a full 15 minutes!

I cannot believe it! No. Seriously. I need to get out and have fun with my girls.

I eventually stopped yacking about the King when i caught Emily’s insincere smile. She was looking at me but i know for fcuk sake her mind was elsewhere.

Since when did i get so boring? I was boring my own sister to death talking about my cat and my life in general!

Ohhh my Ohhh my….what happened to Mills?

I know I know. Lately I have been walking around with the world on my shoulder, looking like i have a baton stuck up my ass. I snubbed nice people i work with, i get into bed at 10 (any later and i’ll wake up the next morning ready to kill the first person who hides my coffee at work), and i get grouchy when things don’t go my way. The only good thing i had last week was getting tipsy at 2 in the afternoon with Yi Ling.

For God’s sake, who does that?

Need-a-Life-Tramps i guess.

Woo-Hoo!

You girls seriously need to try fishing! It’s fun!

I was up at 9 this morning, and like the mornings before, i took my time enjoying my morning coffee, fed my screaming cats, and showered. Soon as i was done putting on lotions, my housemates asked me out. Told me he found a fishing spot right next to a railroad.

Not only we’ll be trepassing, we’ll be risking our lives too. Cool!

Let me be honest with you. My Dad loved fishing. I used to ride on his worn out boat and watched him cast his net. I once saw and alerted him of a small crocodile. He, in turn, alerted his fellow fish mates. I remembered feeling like a hero.

After my dad’s demise, i have this longing in me to fish.

So as soon as my housemate asked me if i’d like to join them, i grabbed my Man Utd cap and my chapstick. The little girl in me was happy!

Such a long way from home yet we didn’t catch any fish. But i saw a crab and a starfish on the railroad. I had fun poking at their dry remains with my fishing rod.

There’s nothing high fashion about fishing. You don’t get to wear your heels and you definitely don’t get to wear short skirt. But it’s nice to be out from the house wearing your worst once in a while.

X’mas this year was fun! I unwrapped a lot of presents!

Till then folks, be safe!

p’s: No hiding out in a hotel for Mills this year. This Christmas, she is blessed. No wounds to lick but plenty of scar tissues to show.

My best friend, Eddy, just called.

He was in town for the weekend, and i was too busy to even answer his calls!

This goes to show that i have a busy week, months even.

Mills needs to chill.

Eddy, aku sayang hang lagi lah! Nanti wedding Wani kita jumpa, ok???

As per the heading of this entry, yes, i am at work. Nothing to shout about as many people is still sharing the same fate as i am. Things are getting a bit slow, no streams of emails screaming to be attended to, literally no bosses around.

I am bored out of my nose!

Anyways, Dora’s cat, Cupcakes, gave birth to one small black and white kitten. As the mother was sperminated by my King Kong, guess we’re all grandparents now.

By the way, i caught Arif planted a kiss on King Kong last night while i was busy putting on King Kong’s pyjamas.

Everybody now…..Awwwwwww!

Another year, another dollar…:p

The first three months were unfriendly, I have to admit, but gradually, it was good. I’d like to believe that it has something to do with acceptance and harsh revelation. Life is only good when you’re willing to forget the past and embrace the present.

2007 is coming to an end. I’ll miss this year, as always, but something tells me 2008 will be a new beginning for me. No beans to spill at this point, but if all turns out well, I might be working on my wedding dress.

There was this fat little puppy we Motorolans in Mayang Mall named MOTOBTR (to the uninitiated, it’s pronounced MOTO BUTTER. Motorola has been dropping vowels since SLVR handphone hit the market). He was so cute I get seizures every time I see him! It’s been a week now since I last saw him. Hopefully he has found a new home for Christmas.

Two new guys joined my crib and they’re nice people. It’s nice to have new people around. King Kong loves smelling their shoes and crotch, though. I get red whenever he does that, but i guess it’s his way of getting to know them.

Yeah, nothing beats getting to know a man better than to take a sniff at his crotch. God knows where has THAT been!

Joyce came back from her trip to Rome and Venice. She bought me a Venetian Mask magnet that i love so much! Thanks Joyce! *hugs*

I went to Malacca with Mam, Tua Chi, Yu Wei, Papa and Qistina early December. Malacca is such a nice tow! I love the bars in Jonker Street. There’s a class to it that you won’t find in Penang. You won’t see people performing self-willed "Mabuk Dance" or dudes smashing bottles and throwing chairs, fighting over who has bigger muscle. Mam had fun drinking her margarita.

As per the Irish custom, i bought Yu Wei his first Margarita (in place of a pint of stout). He turned 16 last month.

8 or 9 years old Qistina was vibrating in her chair, giddy with joy. My sister actually had to taste her drink to see if it was laced with speed.

Till then folks, have a nice Christmas, a great New Year and party responsibly.

Drink…Don’t Drive.

Hang Jebat’s famous quote was "Raja adil raja disembah, raja zalim raja disanggah" which literally means "A fair king is a king to obey, a cruel king is a king to fight against".

A present day interpretation of HINDRAF’s cause?